NEW YORK— The New York Jets have been eliminated from the playoffs, a stunning fall for a team that started so well and has now suffered one of the worst collapses in franchise history.
New York Jets fans need all the help and emotional support they can get. To the rescue are the lovely ladies who perform at Rick’s Cabaret New York, the famous adult club known for its beautiful girls, VIP treatment, and warm hospitality.
Rick’s girl Valerie said, “Jets fans are hurting. But we still love the Jets, and want to cheer up the team and their fans.”
“We know how to make people happy, said Rick’s girl Nadia. Come see the gorgeous girls here at Rick’s and we will make you forget all your worries. We will seduce you with our bodies, and in no time you will be partying and playing with us.”
Rick’s girl Gia proclaimed, “They will get rid of quarterback Zach Wilson, so next year they will do better. So for now, let’s focus on that and celebrate. Let’s make it rain and have some fun.”
The three-level Rick’s Cabaret New York (5o West 33 Street) features beautiful entertainers, multiple stages, and a private VIP floor, with discreet suites and luxury sky boxes. The top rated Rick’s Steakhouse on the second floor, under the direction of acclaimed Chef Jayson Margulies, features daily lunch specials, dinner, and late-night dining.
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